Sevvy

Hell-o. Welcome to the reality of sports according to Sevvy.

In this blog, you will find the ramblings of a cynic who tells it like it is. I like to think that I’m hilarious, entertaining, and something of a genius. I’ll try my best to keep it interesting and to keep my wit as sharp as OJ’s knife, all the while complaining about anything and everything under the sun in regards to sports. I may also refer to myself in the 3rd person. Get used to it. That’s how Sevvy rolls, baby.

If you like NASCAR, golf, or women’s basketball, you’re in the wrong place. The only time NASCAR is exciting is when there are fiery car crashes or random pictures of rednecks on the internet with the number “3″ shaved into their greasy back hair. Driving 190 miles an hour for a few hours around an oval track is not a sport. The only sport to it, is having to watch it. It’s an endurance sport for spectators. But when you’re that hopped up on meth, NASCAR isn’t all that bad.  I guess it’s slightly better than peeling chunks of your face off and feeding it to your dog.

Golf is boring. The greatest thing to come out of the golf world was Fuzzy Zoeller’s racist comments about Tiger Woods and fried chicken, and that Golf Channel broad talking about lynching Tiger. Now that’s good comedy! Everything else is dreadfully boring. Thank you, Tiger, for bringing color(in more than one way) to the golf world. You’ve brought the best out in some people.

And now to Women’s basketball. The first time a tampon hit the court and no foul was called, I knew there was something wrong with the WNBA. There will be no talk of women’s sports! Even their championship games mean about as much to a real sports fan as the 2nd half a pre-season football game does. ZZZZZzzzzz!

And that’s my introduction. Get ready to hear lots of awesome opinions that are better than most everyone else’s on sports that actually matter.