Sevvy

That’s right.  ESPN has hired Matt Millen as an “expert” analyst.  Here is the link…

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4148926

Here is the problem I have.  With clowns like Mark “I WANT DENVER INSIDE OF ME” Schlereth and Trent “the worst QB in history to win a Super Bowl” Dilfer, ESPN has already become the laughing stock of sports television.  At least in regards to their NFL coverage.  In order to repair their already tarnished NFL reputation, what do they do?  They hire the worst GM in the history of football, and arguably one of the dumbest people on the planet(SEE: any time he has opened his mouth on television or radio.  Also SEE: his draft picks).  This is not going to fix the lack of credibility that ESPN has become famous for over the last few years.

Here is what I think of Mark Schlereth and Trent Dilfer…

Who’s next?  Brian Bosworth?  Tony Mandarich?  George W. Bush(another terrible GM)?  Maybe Lawrence Phillips to report on what Rae Carruth has been up to in prison?  I can see it now…

“The fact that he played receiver in the NFL serves as nothing more than an ironic daily reminder, seeing as it’s the same position he plays on his knees in prison.  For ESPN, I’m Lawrence Phillips.  And if you don’t get up out my way, I’ll run over yo ass with my Buick.”

I have a great idea.  Maybe they can get Ryan Leaf to do a segment on Quarterbacks and their mechanics problems.  It would be great to see him pick apart Peyton Manning.  That would be some expert analysis!  Here’s an analogy for you; Ryan Leaf is to QB as Matt Millen is to GM/expert on anything related to football.  I wouldn’t even hire Matt Millen to be my equipment manager.  Yeah, that’s right.  I wouldn’t want Matt Millen to taint my jocks!  Does that qualify as double entendre?

It’s a good thing ESPN doesn’t run this country.  They would make Bernie Madoff the Secretary of the Treasury, Osama Bin Laden the Director of Homeland Security, and Hillary Clinton the Secretary of State!  But I digress.

I never thought I’d say this, but boy am I going to miss Sean Salisbury.  Yikes.  o_O