Brett Favre told Minnesota Vikings Head Coach, Brad Childress, that he is going to remain retired. I guess Childress won’t be naming his next-born child, Brett(How much do you want to bet that Eric Mangini has his kid’s name legally changed to Brady Quinn Mangini?). Back to the drawing board, Viqueens. Tarvaris Jackson and Sage Rosencopter get to duke it out for starting QB rights. May the least pathetic piece of trash win! This is going to be an exciting offseason battle to watch. 2 guys that aren’t worthy of scrubbing Ryan Leaf’s game-worn jock strap with their toothbrushes going head to head.
I shouldn’t be so harsh on Jackson. He played resonably well last season after Gus Frerotte went out. His QB rating was over 95. He threw for 9 TDs and only 2 INTs. And then of course, played like a complete trash bag at home against the Eagles in the playoffs. So to reward him, they bring in this guy…
Oh yeah, Minnesota! Your prayers have been answered. The Rosencopter has landed. All aboard. He’s going to fly you to the promised land.
Anyway, enough about how terrible Minnesota is. And about how much of an ignorant mullet-headed drunkard Jared Allen is. And about how Brad Childress gets no respect in this league or in his own locker room. This is about how much Brett Favre sucks.
How many more years are we going to have to deal with the Brett Favre retirement extravaganza? This endless, drawn-out, tedious saga about how much Favre LOVES the game of football too much to let it go. Whoopdy shit. I loved playing with G.I. Joes when I was a kid. But when I realized that they weren’t going to help me get laid, I let them go. Do the same, Brett. Let go. Go away.
I guess bloggers like myself only help to perpetuate the drama. But at least Sevvy is telling it like it is. I’m not waiting with bated breath to see what this hillbilly does next. Unike so many analysts and reporters talking about whether Brett is going to come back and lead the Viqueens to their first Super Bowl victory or stay at home and mow his big ole hillbilly lawn, I ultimately do not give a shit what he does. I just want to stop hearing about it. Honestly, if Favre was mowing his yard and fell off his John Deere drunk and accidentally got his throwing arm chewed off by the stainless steel mower blades, I’d be elated. Not because Brett Favre was mauled by his own riding mower, but because that would end all doubt on whether or not he was going to play professional football again. And then the media coverage would subsequently end!
Last year around this time, he was shedding tears during a Green Bay press conference. He was melting the hearts of every man, woman, and child in the state of Wisconsin. And of the countless fanbois all over this nation. Including his biggest fanboi and jock licker, John Madden. Brett was overcome with emotion. I was overcome with emotion. Not because it was sad to see him go. But because IT WAS FINALLY OVER! Because the “will he retire this year” drama had already dragged on for too many years and was finally DONE. And now look what he has become. What a sad individual. Yes, this has tarnished his legacy. But hey, at least if he changes his wishy washy mind and decides to play, we can all take solace in the fact that we will be spared from him flapping his country bumpkin gums in the ESPN studios for at least another year.
And I have to admit, I take great pleasure in knowing that the Green Bay Packers fans that once held him in the highest regard, now hate his ass just as much as we Bears fans do. 
Happy Friday, indeed. Even though this shit is probably far from over.
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I’m one of those freaks of nature – I am a diehard Packer fan who also likes the Chicago Bears. I can see the lights of Lambeau Field from my front window, but lived in the Chicago area in the late 60s and also from 1984 – 1988 when the Bears were stomping everyone’s dicks into the dirt. So Packer-Bear Sundays are a bit interesting. They’re both historic teams that have had great players – the Bears having had the best player ever in Walter Payton.
I know a lot of Bears fans hate Jim McMahon and “Mongo” for having played with Green Bay. Well, that level of despise can’t match what many Packer fans feel towards the “Great Inbred One,” Favre. He jerked the Packers around for three or four seasons with his “I might retire…” bullshit, and then sat there at his “retirement” press conference with tears in his eyes talking about how it was, “…always about the fans.” Yeah, right. I guess it was so much about the fans that he couldn’t wait to play for the fans most hated rival (sorry Bear fans – since Randy Moss came along the Viqueens are trully hated, and the Bears are just a rival. Most folks up here were cheering for the Bears against the Colts in the SB a few years ago).
Everyone saw the Packer fans wearing their Favre Jets jerseys last year and chuckled, and I’m sure there’ll be a small number of people (I won’t call them Packer fans, because they’re not)who will wear a Favre Vikings jersey this year (if he signs). Those people are stupid f*ckers, plain and simple. They’re the type who have Favre posters on their bedroom ceilings.
Brett Favre had a great career – if you take out his playoff performances. He got the Packers to the playoffs several times….and then choked over and over again. A 3-5 playoff record with 16 interceptions (six against the Rams) in the seasons since the Packers won the Super Bowl. Overall he has 26 playoff INTs, which matches Terry Bradshaw – but Bradshaw has four Super Bowl rings. The Packers went about eight decades without a home playoff loss…the idiot Favre gave Packer fans three home playoff losses in less than the eighth of the time.
I will say that Brett Favre was tough, starting every game for 16+ straight seasons. But that also explains his records. You play that much and records are going to fall.
And to the people who like to say that Brett Favre never had that many good players around him, I say get your heads out of your asses. That’s an insult to some good players and defenses that time and time again had to stop opposing offenses after Favre threw another stupid INT.
All the people who genuflect in front of Favre’s picture have demonized Ted Thompson. They cry out, “How could he let Favre go when Favre brought us within one game of the Super Bowl.” To those pud-yankers I say this – Ted Thompson put together a team that came within one stupid-ass Brett Favre INT of the Super Bowl.
OK – enough venting. I’ll wrap up by saying that most folks her in the land of cheese are sick of the Favre saga, and of Favre himself. His “legend” is beyond repair, and as far as I’m concerned the inbred prick can go into the Hall of Fame as a Viking.
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Great comment, GBflyguy. You’ve put a lot of thought into this. And made some great points. Awesome.
As much as I growl at Packers and their fans, Ted Thompson made the right choice. Brett Favre is a wishy washy whiny bitch. And he has seriously tarnished his “legacy.” He was good. And he was bad. And now he’s just a douche and a Viking. Which are basically synonymous.
And lol @ Vikingsfan. You got your, man! Now let’s watch him throw interception after interception and break your freaking heart! OUTSTANDING!
I can’t wait to see that burnt out old man tank the Vikings season. Priceless for sure.
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vikings are doing good enough to beat the faggot ass packers twice. and as far as im concerned its not rodgers fault….id blame the crappy offensive line. quit writing stupid messages old man, you fair wheatherd fan. and shame on the fags that idolize such a crappy post by some ignorant bastard. the vikings have plenty of good players such as rice, taylor, winfield, greenway,allen, harvin, shiancoe, hutchinson, and peterson.
by the way farve is also plenty good, as a vikings fan (my whole life) despised him, for over 10 years hated him with the passion. like all the other true football fans out there i despise all of my rival teams, ecspecially within my own division!!!
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